Running can be an opportunity to spend
some quiet time alone with yourself. A time to meditate, a time of
mindful awareness. Whether alone, or at a crowded race, it's just the
runner and their thoughts.
Some people may use this time to
reflect upon their lives and make meaningful plans. Some people may
think deep thoughts and build their character. Some people may get in
touch with their spiritual side.
Not me.
For me, a 5k is really just an excuse
for me to spend 30 minutes pondering any and all random thoughts that
wander through my brain. For example, during this morning's
Lagomarcino's Cocoa Beano 5K in East Davenport, my thoughts were a
mix of highs and lows, goods and bads, just like the “moderately”
hilly course.
The Bad: In a crowd of 3,750
plus, it is possible (I suppose) that a few people didn't read
the multiple emails requesting walkers line up towards the
back of the crowd. It is possible they missed the multiple
signs towards the back of the crowd that said “Walkers Line Up
Here.”
It is possible they didn't
realize that your “pace” refers to how fast you intend to run the
entire race (or most of it), and not how fast you plan on
running the first three whole blocks before stopping abruptly
to bend over, hands on knees gasping for breath in the middle of the
road. Directly in front of me.
These people should be slapped.
The Bad: People who complain –
even if they just think about complaining – about people who run
three whole blocks before abruptly stopping to bend over, hands on
knees gasping for breath in the middle of the road. Directly in front
of me.
I should be slapped.
The Bad: People who get to the
race at the last minute, find the small parking lot already stuffed
to overflowing, yet insist on shoehorning their cars (and gigantic
Escalades) into any semi-open space they can find, regardless of how
that affects, or, ahem, almost completely blocks off traffic flow
after the race.
These people should be slapped.
The Good: People who take the
time to help other motorists maneuver their 72-inch wide vehicles
through the 74-inch wide gap left between the back bumper of the shiny, new, black Escalade, and the driver's side door of the fragile,
white Toyota Prius.
Those people deserve medals. Because if
it weren't for them, I would have gotten out and hit those cars even
if I didn't hit those cars.
The Bad/Not Inspirational: The
runners who cross the finish line and then turn around and run the
course backwards as a cool down, or to double their mileage.
Especially if I meet them before I reach the half-way point.
These people deserve to be slapped.
The Good/Inspirational: The
runner with the perfectly coiffed bun, designer sweats, aviator-style
sunglasses and perfect running form. I want your hair and your style.
If I can't run fast, I should at least be able to look good doing it.
(Although I did pass her, so there's that.)
The Good: My music playlist for
this race was amazing. I don't think many people would put Sammy
Hagar, The Kinks, and Steve Winwood (and Billy Joel) on the same
playlist.
The Bad: I MAY HAVE HAD THE
VOLUME TOO LOUD. Wait? Is that even a thing?
Good, Better, Best: It's not
called the Chocolate Beano for nuthin'. Runners got a piece of Lagomarcino's candy and hot chocolate at the end of the race. The
only better way to end a race would be to have Billy Joel at the
finish line. The only thing better than that? Billy Joel waiting at
the finish line with Lagomarcino chocolates.
The Bad: People who think Iowa
is flat. These people should be slapped and forced to run a 5K in a
river town.
The Good: West Branch isn't near
a river, but it has plenty of hills. I eat hills for breakfast. I love powering past others
on hills. (I should probably be slapped for that.)
The Bad: Ending
a 5K route with a long incline. You could hear the roar of the crowd,
but you couldn't see it. That last quarter mile up hill was a real
spirit breaker.
The Good:
My spirit doesn't break that easy.
But I
am going to lie about my pace next time.
